Allman's Electric Stove
The stove is the place where Allman's thoughts from the Morning show continue to simmer.
CURRENT TOPICS Donald Trump endorses McCain. Click here.
Republican Senate Candidate Bob Schaffer owns Democrat Mark Udall in Colorado. Udall , like most Democrats, blusters about Iraq being a major foreign policy blunder and claims Republican Schaffer is just a Bush clone. Then Schaffer blows him away. Click here.
Americans for Prosperity hit up Al Gore-bots who arrive to see Al Gore's Washington speech yesterday speech calling for all of us to use public transportation, ride bikes everywhere, reduce our energy consumption, and allow for higher taxes. These are all Gore-bots who arrived in cabs. Click here.
Larry Craig talks about being jerked around by the "gas nozzle". Click here.
Breakfast with the troops in Afghanistan...US soldiers under fire get help from the A-10 Warthog with 30mm cannons. Click here.
PREVIOUS TOPICS ONE tie differently colored than red or blue would be nice. But otherwise a good effort by Repiublicans with the "Drill Now" campaign. Click here.
Newt says break out the BITS! (we'll get even more low fat dressing, too!) Click here.
The Magical Unicorn Rider mesmerizes Americans once again. Click here.
Former Senator Sam Nunn is a good man but if he's standing up for Barack Obama foreign policy he should know it's the Czech Republic by now. Click here.
So why would Liberal ABC Commentator Chris Cuomo NOT mention the name of Liberal New York Senator Chuck Schumer in an anecdote about irresponsibility. One word: Mario. Click here.
McCain went to NAACP and most of those in attendance treated him like crap while they donned Barack Obama t-shirts. Humiliating. Click here.
Speaking of New York...Eliot Spitzer wandering New York streets. Click here.
Chris Matthews doth protest a tad much over the surge, then goes ballistic on Pat Buchanan. Click here.
Romney talks about McCain's superiority on economic issues. Click here.
Lefties use whiney boy arrested in Aghanistan after firefight as proof that the U.S. tortures prisoners. Tape released by the whiney boy's lawyer, who didn't release the tape of him hanging out with terrorists who rigged explosives in a home. Whiney boy's family was tight with Osama, according to the government. He's lucky he was in Guantanamo. It's a better place than the grave, where U.S soldiers have been sent by his cohorts. Click here.
With Iraq working now Obama says Iraq is no big deal. His big "we could have" speech. Click here.
Funny, no Democrat seemed to be talking about doing any of those things going all the way back to 1998...it was ALL Iraq. Click here.
Nonetheless, Iraq, in Obama's eyes, is "distracting". Click here.
Senator Lindsey Graham hands it to Obama. Click here.
The top ten Riddler Riddles...from the days when the Riddler was the Riddler and Batman was Batman. Click here.
The latest JIBJAB political cartoon Click here. The Onion's "War For the White House" and the no values voters. Click here.
Old Buzzard John Mclaughlin jumps the shark. Click here.
AP regurgitates and is complicit in Taliban terrorist video of the executions of two women called "prostiutes". Same photographer had taken posed pictures of Taliban fighters and was allowed to not only take pictures but also got snuff video. And we're still apologizing for Abu Graib? Click here.
OMG...they stole the boy's hearing aid. Click here.
This from a Leftard website called Crooks and Liars..thay call this "blaming" Democrats for the oil crisis. Awwwww. Click here.
Want to know what it's like to get hit by lightning? You're pretty nosy aren't you? Click here.
Why is everybody whispering? holy crap. Yes we miss Tim Russert..better than cig addict Brokaw..who can barely breathe. Thank goodness for Claire. Click here.
George Will decides everyone is a whiner too. Must be nice to be George Will. Click here.
next time I get crap for praying to Mary as intercessor as a Catholic I'll remember this. Pastor of ‘Snake-Handling’ Church Arrested in Major Bust of Illegal Reptile Ring. Click here.
Just when you though Obama made some sense he kisses ass to Leftists. Obama the prostitute as he describes communities "terrorized" by ICE.? Click here.
Fred Barnes gives another example of why Americans hate Republicans. Click here.
McCain econ advisor Phil Gramm says the economy is all mental and Americans are whiners. McCain pummels him. Click here.
Possible six years for sex on the beach in Dubai. Couple was given a warning that sex out of wedlock illegal, but kept doing it..got huffy..got arrested. Click here.
Obama forgets to mention Hillary at a Unity rally and then realizes he "knows the drill". Click here.
Mexican Comic books send people in tizzy. Click here.
Onion News features Claire McCaskill! Click here. Jesse Jackson wants to cut Barack's nuts off. Click here.
Barack Obama and his immigration policy and it sounds tougher than President Bush's. Click here.
What a wimp. Obama regrets letting his kids get interviewed after being questioned by Matt Lauer. Click here.
Iran threatens: Obama says "work with them". Click here.
Obama's daughters Malia and Sasha get interviewed by Access Hollywood. Not one righty mocks them. Click here.
Meanwhile Osama Bin Laden's 16-year-old from hell is interviewed too. He's reading a poem for America, Britain, France and Denmark to be destroyed. Click here.
They got a Moped and Aids as their reward for being thugs. Click here.
RNC on Obama: Change that works for him. Click here.
McCain responds to Billy Boy's quote about POWs. Click here.
AB sues InBev...and a great story from KMOV's Laurie Waters. Click here.
She buys guns for her son and she's tough as nails and she's pretty! State Treasurer Sarah Steelman gets interviewed by former Governor Bob Holden at Webster U. Click here.
This will go over well in Denys' home. Click here.
Joy Behar stays classy with the Rumsfeld/Hitler remark. Click here.
But Joy can be sensible as in this exchange in which she defends Elizabeth Hasselback against Rosie. Click here.
Boston fans once again prove they're THE most hideous. This happened in Falmouth, Mass. Our forefather's offspring started inbreeding and we got the population of Massachusetts. Click here.
For once Dan Abrams makes sense. He'd make better sense if he got rid of the hair piece, but he's right about the baloney over "Wall-e" and accusations it's leftist propaganda. This enviro stuff has been pumped since way back. It's no big deal. Click here.
It's Baghdad. And it's the largest Re-Up ceremony in U.S. Military history. Click here.
One thing you won't get when Brazilians and Belgians own AB: A commercial celebrating American troops. Click here.
Cal Thomas hits the money quote on CNN. Click here.
Rosie goes nuts on Coulter and the View. Hot. Click here.
Sick humans exploit simple emotions. Let's face it..the more you talk about how much you cry or laugh and on and on it just makes it that much more insincere. Cry and shut up. Click here.
Utah State Senator Chris Buttqa wins the a-hole award. What exactly is the "Republic" party?. Click here.
The $200 Whopper at some LImey Burger King. Reporter eats one and then bashes the whole concept. Click here.
Obama in St. Louis. Eric Byfield reports. Moonbats must be going nuts. Obama calls for a theocracy! Click here.
Virginia Senator Jim Webb says McCain needs to "calm down" about touting military service. Click here.
Stephen Baldwin, brother of Alec who promised to leave the country is President Bush was re-elected, issues another leave the country promise of his own. Click here.
Senator Obama calls the Clark slap at McCain "inartful". He also snorts once again while talking. Click here.
Lottery Whiners in New Jersey ... love the woman who said she "didn't know you could go online." Click here.
The square milk jug introduced at Sam's and people hate it. Click here.
CBS gets around to reporting on shale deposits three years after the Rand Report. Report includes yet another "not enough water" whiner like Harry Reid ...unreal. You think anyone in any other country in any part of the world would not be after this stuff pronto? Click here.
Crane's sweeping "No Fatties" movement finally reaches Japan. Click here.
Why I don't go camping. I don't wear a sports bra. Advice to Camper Denys? You guessed it. Click here.
Black jazz singer embarrasses black Americans by singing the "Black National Anthem" instead of the National Anthem. It happened in Denver ...future home of the Democratic Convention. Oh Joy. Click here.
Damn...some people are really dumb. Sorry. Notice how the reporter never details how the woman wound up drinking the Tiki Torch Fuel....only that "IT LOOKS JUST LIKE APPLE JUICE!" Jeez. Click here.
Retired Marine shoots punk robber. Outrage ensues from you know who. Click here.
The Onion thinks it's funny...and it kind of is--complete with video of the President embracing "victims". Imagine Liberals laughing at themselves like this. Click here.
Fox and Friends Photoshop pictures of NYT reporters to make them look bad. Click here.
CNN does a terrific job cornering General Clark on his past support of Kerry and his military past. Click here.
I said before the oil issue is being driven by Arab countries who don't want to be bothered by US strength and demands. They want a Democrat in the White House ASAP. NBC willingly aids wayward Arabs in their ongoing attempts to use oil as a terrorism tool against the US. Funny. They don't even seem to know they are helping Amadinijead and his terrorist buddies in their attempts to make the US back off. Click here.
Sen. Obama in Independence calls off Dogs like Gen. Clark regarding Sen. McCain. Click here.
Jon Stewart tries to untighten the butts of Lefties by making fun of a MoveOn.Org ad. Notice how his Moonbat audience reluctantly goes along with the host.
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Stewart goes back to the well and finally says "hey, it's ok to laugh at the Messiah". Click here.
Caught up with this while on Vacation...CNN reporting on Supreme Court Handgun Ban Decision using Deathwish and Terminator movie clips as wallpaper video. Click here.
Don't know about you, but I'm only seeing headlines talking about the race stuff against Obama..and not other aspects of an Orlando spray painting incident. Click here.
Chris Matthews falls into Osama/Obama trap. he deserves it while pushing the new Lefty Fakery: It's no longer the imaginary Iran war..now it's the phantom terrorist attack- helping- McCain BS.. Click here. Olbermann goes nuts again this time with his hypocrisy. He was wrong the first time. Click here.
Excellent Cavuto analysis and interview in wake of calls to nationalize the oil industry--which came, interestingly, hours after President Bush proposed a solution. Click here.
Spoof of anti-McCain ad...this one is pretty good. Click here.
Senior Obama Foreign Policy Advisor Susan Rice says "THERE'S" two ways to fight terror. uh huh. Click here.
Ron Paul convicts himself of being a dope on foreign policy. Click here.
President Bush--who has pushed for more supply for years--once again states it pretty simply. But why would Democrats abide when they have an election to win? Click here.
Gracious Michelle Obama talks about Laura Bush. Click here.
"Dark Black Women" and pantyhose problem people were relieved at all the other subject matter. Click here.
America's Got Talent with the insufferable Jerry Springer totally rips off priceless moment from Britain's Got Talent...with a "salesman" singing opera and then the fake and demeaning and ultra quick standing O's. Bad. Even if singer wasn't all that bad at all. Click here.
If it all sounds familiar but not as good as the familiar here's Paul Potts. Click here. McC***. (Warning: Profanity))
is not "too important. Click here.
Springsteen hits on the consumer's lament. Perfect week for this. Click here.
Prez Bush handles Limey journalist very well on the Guantanamo issues. Too bad no one is listening. Click here.
Gore risks everything and endorses Obama. Click here.
Nutjob Lou Dobbs blames Tomato scare on Bush by calling it "his" FDA. Click here.
McCain gets grief for saying bringing troops home is not "too important. Click here.
MoveON's latest masterpiece regarding baby killer and drafter John McCain. Click here.
CNN Anchoress dumb as a bag of hair as presented in this bit stolen from the insufferable hairpiece Dan Abrams on MSNBC. Part of his "media criticism" that never seems to focus on MSNBC. Click here.
US needs to drill. Dan Henninger of the Wall Street Journal. Why Vietnamese immigrants own the nail market..why other countries own the oil market ..we've lost American ingenuity. Click here.
The Island of Lesbos complains about Lesbians. Click here.
Car critics lay environmental waste on the Toyota Prius. Click here.
Stupid Blow Dry on Face The Nation meets his match with someone with a brain named Bobby Jindal, Governor of Louisiana. This time the pressing issue for the media is Evolution. Gas is 4.90 a friggin' gallon. But CBS wants to know about Evolution. Click here.
Lefties take sarcasm to new heights..and to think they get all bent when they are called unpatriotic. Click here.
McCain makes a Romney mistake and falls into the Liberal trap of apologizing for America. Click here.
The Bionic Centrist has Plans for Iraq. After he said things ARE going well there. Click here.
Fat Liberal Hack Bob Beckel now blames right wingers for his Michelle Obama is a nutjob leak from two weeks ago. Click here.
Who is your Daddy:? Cramer is your Daddy. Click here.
Dick Durbin sure has a way with the news chicks as he and his enablers utilize the always reliable straw man to make the case that Michelle Obama is a victim. Click here.
Chinese hate Americans and don't ever forget it. Republican of Virginia Frank Wolf explains. Click here.
Big Bad John Cornyn has a kick ass commercial. Click here.
Barack Obama Father's Day speech is money. Click here.
Chris Matthews is one sick little bitch. Click here.
During this segment a Fox News headlines under the picture says "Liberals say stop picking on Obama's Baby Mama". Click here.
Creepy 9th Circuit Judge from way back when on the Dating Game: Alex Kozinski. First nails a one liner then rapes the poor woman with a kiss as he grabs her face. Click here.
The Ol' "Gradual Increases" line Obama reveals the Liberal secret: Boil them like Frogs. Click here.
The damning "American Whitey" tape that Michelle Obama was hoping would not come out. Click here.
Courtney Hazlett of MSNBC has to apologize to Spike Lee for these comments that appear "racist". Click here.
Minneapolis area high school students get nailed for waving Confederate Flag in a parking lot. Are barred from graduation and ACLU says they can go jump in a lake. Click here.
McCain surprised he may actually have a shot at being President. Not a good sign. Click here.
The "pound"...or "fist bump" between Michelle and Barack is all the rage among people with 24 hours to fill. Click here.
Hillary in the House. Viewer discretion is advised because peaceful people will want to hurt the people on this video tape. Click here.
Police shut down Hillary and Obama "assassination" exhibit. Where were they in October of 2007 for the release of Death of a President? Click here.
George Will and Stephen Colbert ...great match of wits. Click here.
Chris Matthews already mocking the Republican Convention along with Olbermann...wow...so much for covering major political events fairly. Click here.
With Matthews the line blurs frequently. Click here.
More fawning..this time from ABC and Diane Sawyer--who actually has accomplished more than Hillary. Click here.
Gov. Ed Rendell says all is cool with Barack beating Hillary with one exception: no friggin' way. Claire McCaskill says Governor Ed is on crack. Click here.
New York State Convention and this woman is Pissed! Stay with it. The ending is grand. Click here.
Obama hauls out the insincere pasty white man to explain his insincere decision to drop Trinity. Click here.
Shame makes a comeback in the great USA. Leave it to the stupid TV people at the end to water it all down. Click here.
Worthless Shaman Michael Pfleger--posing as a Catholic priest-- keeps bringin' on the hits as he mocks that tired old "Jesus Loves You" stuff. We all know Obama loves you. Click here.
Spelling Bee drama ruined by Dancing With The Stars Tool. Click here.
Some people protesting something, we don't know what the hell what. Click here.
Ellen D does a great job with The First Lady and Jenna. Jenna MUCH looser than Mom. Click here.
Msgr. Jim Lisante offers a prayer at the New York State Republican Convention Click here.
A Priest excuses harboring illegal immigrants is a hero to Geraldo Rivera. But Heaven forbid a Rabbi talks about Israel. Click here.
KSDK honors Lt. Dan Riordan. News Director Mike Shipley's email address is mshipley@ksdk.gannett.com. Tell him how much you appreciate the effort. Click here.
Father Pfleger the Jerk Priest flames out at Obama's Church and then is congratulated by the minister Obama now loves more than Rev. Wright, Rev. Moss. Nice. Click here.
Young Hillary: a tad creepy and too long. Click here.
Wolf Blitzer gets busted for smoking Pot by Jack the Hack Cafferty. Click here.
Jessica Yellin at CNN tries to out TV Network executives regard war coverage. Click here.
Hussies on parade after they steal from a girl scout. Click here.
McClellan has no fortitude, and Rove calls him out. Click here.
Olbermann acting like a coke head...again. This time over the outcry over the scarf some chick is wearing in the Dunkin' Donuts ad. It's the same kind of scarf McCain's daughter wears, by the way. Anyway, Keith, as usual, makes it worse by fuming with what can only be drug induced melancholia. Or maybe his glasses are just too small for his head, I dunno. Click here.
Dennis Miller calls out O'Reilly on the exploitation regarding Warren Jeffs and the polygamists. Click here.
Space Station's main toilet is broken. Click here.
Donald Trump endorses McCain. 
